Double Scorpio Black

Hi! It’s your dedicated although occasionally wayward and always physically generous Warehouse Manager, Xavier Zuniga. I am continuing to enjoy my good fortune in that Neal is continuing to allow me to dip into the treasured Double Scorpio line for testing purposes. Double Scorpio is the biggest thing to hit the solvent cleaner market since the invention of poppers in the 1970s, so this should be interesting. Double Scorpio has a very loyal following who are willing to pay by far the highest prices commanded by the market for any product line.

I continued my Double Scorpio testing with the Black product. If you read my review of Double Scorpio Amber you’ll know that I was prepared to be rocked by Double Scorpio and rocked, indeed, I was.

As was also so the case with the Double Scorpio Amber, Double Scorpio Black proves to be a low odor product, but no worries, that doesn’t mean that it has gone “flat.” Again, the effect is subtle in that one moment you don’t feel it and then BOOM! This is a truly sublime experience, similar to the Amber but powered by jet fuel.

And once again, despite my fondness for the gab, I find myself short of words to describe this experience. Frankly, I shouldn’t even call Double Scorpio Black poppers because the experience is just so different. The low odor, the lack of a ramp up and a letdown, replaced by a smooth but sudden rise to your destination just doesn’t fit what I think of as “poppers.” It reminds me of an old Delta SkyClub sign, “Spirits Elevated.” I think of Double Scorpio Black as “Poppers Elevated.” Once you try a Double Scorpio Black you’ll never go back.

And yes, the most common complaint is true: Double Scorpio is SO expensive on your site. The reason for that is because Double Scorpio is by far the most expensive line of cleaners for us to acquire even on a wholesale level. And yes, you can buy Double Scorpio products cheaper elsewhere but you do so at your own risk. Remember, EVERYTHING can and will be counterfeited these days and we GUARANTEE your satisfaction with what we sell or we will replace it free of charge. And we have amazing customer service representatives so we actually answer your phone calls live and your emails the day we receive them. We take extra care in our packaging to ensure your product arrives safely and discretely. And we ship EVERYWHERE the USPS delivers via your choice of First Class Mail (1-7 days), Priority Mail (1-3 days) and even Priority Mail Express (1-2 days guaranteed). And every shipment is fully trackable. No other vendor offers these advantages so if we are bit more expensive it is because we are going that extra mile or two to be certain you have an excellent experience.

I am so excited to continue the review process of the thus far AMAZING Double Scorpio product line so stay tuned to us here at Poppers4U for the latest “popping” news, product descriptions and reviews. Next up is Double Scorpio Emerald.

And, I thank you for following my adventures in the testing center and beyond!